Hello, world. It’s me, the newest member of the alpscontrols.com family.

I’d like to invite you to join us here at alpscontrols.com in welcoming Caleb Isaac Larson into the world; Caleb’s dad Ernie is one of our crack Customer Service folks, and he, along with his wife Jess and their daughter Felicity were extremely excited and proud to be joined by little Caleb.

This little dude is Caleb Isaac Larson, whose quick and surprising entry into the world will soon be the stuff of legends.

Here are the details:

• Born 4.19.11 at 12:30 AM.
• 7 lbs., 12 ounces
• 20.5 inches long
• Lots of handsome dark hair
• Was delivered by his non-medically-trained dad Ernie by the side of a highway

Wait, what?

It’s true! Take a look:

The news report doesn’t identify them by name, but we got to hear Ernie’s first-hand account of Caleb’s amazing birth even before the local media got their hands on it.

Mom, baby and big sister are all doing well.

Ernie, on the other hand, has probably had enough excitement for now, thanks very much.